Warsaw, Poland

Functional Diagnostics and Rehabilitation Programming in Clinical Cases of Spinal Dysfunction Syndrome

Diagnostyka funkcjonalna i programowanie rehabilitacji w przypadkach klinicznych zespołu dysfunkcji kręgosłupa

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⇑Functional Diagnostics and Rehabilitation Programming in Clinical Cases of Spinal Dysfunction Syndrome at WAM

Language: Polish Studies in Polish

University website: wam.edu.pl

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Programming

Computers are man's attempt at designing a cat: it does whatever it wants, whenever it wants, and rarely ever at the right time.

EMCIC, Keenspot Elf Life Forum, 2001-Apr-26 [specific citation needed]

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Programming

Asking for efficiency and adaptability in the same program is like asking for a beautiful and modest wife. Although beauty and modesty have been known to occur in the same woman, we'll probably have to settle for one or the other. At least that's better than neither.

Gerald M. Weinberg, The Psychology of Computer Programming (1971), Chapter 2, page 22

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Programming

[This] reminds me of a quotation from somebody that, whenever he tried to explain the logical structure of a programming language to a programmer, it was like a cat trying to explain to a fish what it feels like to be wet.

Saul Gorn, quoted by Julien Green in Microprogramming, Emulators and Programming languages, Communications of the ACM, Vol. 9, No. 3 (March 1966), pp. 230-232

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